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Sex in Cyberculture News

A growing trend for cyberculture news outlets is to post headlines from other multi-media web pages. Such an example is On Deadline - USATODAY.com where the opening paragraph begins with the following statement. The nation's other major newspapers and websites are leading with the results of yesterday's presidential primary election in Pennsylvania.

In this ultra competitive news reporting industry, one must be able to recognize the successful journalistic practices and add a twist of their own in order to compete. A simple, but time tested strategy just might be communicating with sex in the cyberculture news.

As a pioneer and somewhat of a maverick, the Cyberculture News brings to it's readers the first edition of headlines entitled, "Sex in the Cyberculture News.'


International:
Sex, stupidity over gigolos in Turkey, Egypt, Jamaica, the Gambia
NEWS.com.au, Australia - Apr 22, 2008
THE handsome young waiter's eyes followed Sarah as she walked across the restaurant, and she felt her heart beating faster as he leaned over to place a ...

Business:
... secret plan was discovered whereby union bosses were to be paid off with prostitutes, sex parties and drugs in exchange for an agreement on downsizing.

Money:
By VIC WALTER Two more young women have filed lawsuits against Palm Beach millionaire Jeffrey Epstein, claiming the 52-year-old financier sexually assaulted ...

Politics:
San Diego residents bankroll same-sex marriage ban
San Diego Union Tribune, United States
Opponents of same-sex marriage say that after years of trying they have finally gathered enough signatures to force a vote on the divisive and emotional ...

Government:
FDA objects to online ad for Pfizer's Viagra
Reuters - Apr 21, 2008
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - An online advertisement with men praising Viagra to the tune of an Elvis Presley song has drawn objections from US regulators, who said drugmaker Pfizer Inc failed to list the impotence drug's risks.

Technology:
Do you need sex to sell a blog?
MSNBC - Apr 22, 2008
His posts were mainly about his sex life, or lack of it. And he also blogged about how he hated journalism and really wanted to be a musician. ...

Sports:
April 23 (Bloomberg) -- A little more than a week before Isiah Thomas lost his sideline gig with the New York Knicks, team President Donnie Walsh was asked ...

Travel:
Oslo offers best price for sex
Aftenposten, Norway
According to newspaper Aftenposten's sources, Norwegian customers are willing to pay far more for sex than those in other European cities. ...

Real Estate:
State law says any facility, providing shelter to parolees or sex offenders, only has to register if it houses more than 6 people. ...

Society:
Vermont’s Commission on Family Recognition and Protection has stopped short of asking the state to recognize same-sex "marriage. ...

Weird:
... is being criticized by a Massachusetts-based pro-family group for offering sex-change operations to patients as young as ten years old. ...

Science:
Fish that doesn't have sex baffles scientists
Telegraph.co.uk, United Kingdom
By Paul Eccleston A female fish which hasn't had full sex for at least 70000 years is baffling scientists. The Amazon Molly fish defies evolutionary rules ...

Entertainment:
By Randee Dawn LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - "Sex and the City" opens in theaters on May 30, but hundreds of thousands of fans have already been ...

Health:
Men who frequently masturbate appear to have a lower risk of developing prostate cancer, Australian researchers have reported. Researchers from the Cancer Council of Victoria found that men who masturbated more than five times each week were a third ...

Parenting:
By JoNel Aleccia In the quest to select a baby’s sex, success could depend on breakfast cereal and better nutrition, according to a new study that may offer another reason to eat your Wheaties.

Humor:
Million-Dollar Meat
New York Times People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is offering a million-dollar prize for the “first person to come up with a method to...

Stay tuned for future reporting of the headlines that make it into the Sex in the
.


The Evolution of a Cyberculture News Subculture


First we have a Chinese citizen arrested for expressing his thoughts.

Chinese Rights Activist Is Jailed
New York Times
A Chinese court sentenced an outspoken human rights advocate on Thursday to three and a half years in prison after ruling that his critical essays and comments about Communist Party rule amounted to inciting subversion, ...
Concern for jailed China activist BBC News
The Conviction of Hu Jia Wall Street Journal
Aljazeera.net - AFP - CNN International - United Press International
all 577 news articles »

Now we have a newspaper shut down subsequent to their reporting on a domestic related controversy pertaining to the Kremlin's upper management.

Putin Denies Reports of Divorce; Newspaper Suspended
New York Times
By CJ CHIVERS MOSCOW - President Vladimir V. Putin, who during eight years of centralized rule has kept his private life largely sealed from view behind the Kremlin’s walls, on Friday bluntly dismissed rumors that he had secretly divorced his wife for ...
President Putin denies affair with Kremlin Times Online
Putin denies romance reports, Moscow paper shut Reuters
The Associated Press - Minneapolis Star Tribune - Telegraph.co.uk - Independent
all 461 news articles »



It seems that the censorship of the press in certain geo-political locales is forcing cyberculture news outlets to go to ground and evolve into a true subculture.

It is time for all to come forward as one to communicate with the few.




Negative Imagery: Don't Believe Everything You Read in the Cyberculture News

Many of the wise will tell you not to believe everything that you read or hear in the . The image projected by The Huffington Post in an article about Michelle Obama campaigning for her husband in York, Pa. is such an example for it smears the good names of all of the god fearing and hard working people educated in York County Pa.

To exemplify this point, listed below are excerpts from the above referenced article that highlight The Huffington Post's author's misunderstanding of the many facets that make up the excellent quality of education and life in York, Pa.


"Like a lot of the beautiful old towns in Pennsylvania, York is struggling but it's not down. The Peppermint Pattie rolled on down the road to Hershey twenty years ago (and is now headed for Mexico). Caterpillar has gone, too. But there's still Harley-Davidson and a couple of long-time family businesses. And, of course, there's health care, which has become the number one employer in so many small cities in America."

The above reference to Caterpillar leaving, Harley-Davidson and the health care providers are very confusing to the well-informed in that all of them are located outside of the York City limits. But yet, the next excerpt clearly points out that "York has no one good school." That statement is a libelous insult to the K-12 education system in York County Pa.

In addition, the article states that Villanova University, Bryn Mawr College and Haverford College


"are the good small schools that might as well be on the moon for small-town high school kids like those I met in York."

If the Huffington Post's writer checked the records of these three institutions of higher learning, she would had discovered that many students from York are presently attending colleges located on the moon. A familiar face in The Cyberculture News is a rising senior at Bryn Mawr College.

"The journey from York to Haverford is a stark display of the disparity in American education. Before and after Mrs. Obama spoke in York, I talked at length with Tim and his daughter Mary Beth about the town and county of York and about the schools there. Mary Beth, a high school sophomore, would like to go to either Yale or Swarthmore, but her suburban high school offers no A.P. courses. She was the one who taught ninth grade geometry, because the teacher didn't know the subject and just sat at her desk working at her computer during class. Mary Beth taught herself and taught her peers as she went along. Nevertheless, her school is better than those in York itself. Michelle Obama often talks about that one good school in town; but York has no one good school.

"Suburban Philadelphia, however, is rich in schools. Villanova, Bryn Mawr and Haverford College are an easy bike ride from one another. Only an hour-and-a-half from York, these are the good small schools that might as well be on the moon for small-town high school kids like those I met in York."

Now it may not had been the intent of the
Huffington Post's writer to offend the general populace and education system of York County Pa., but that is the perception one can easily dwell upon. In that the initial impression is a lasting one, many first time readers of The Huffington Post, especially those educated or living in York, Pa. may be left with a negative image of The Huffington Post.


Lunacy of Life

Who would have thought in this high tech society of ours that a supporter of a world class organization would attempt to place a Curse on their competitor. Equally amazing is the fact that the would be cursed world renowned New York Yankees discovered the devilish act, promptly removed it and may even pursue legal Charges against the responsible party.



Just goes to show that the most ancient and simplest forms of symbolism are applicable to our modern day lunacy we call life.



Speaking of lunacy, if you look toward the heavens after nightfall on this Moon Day, you might be able to see a half moon. Don't be fooled by your own perception of this image for within it, man may find the secrets to the beginning of life.




The Straw that Broke the Camel's Back

It is difficult for an American to understand why an individual could be sent to jail for exercising their right to freedom of expression, but that is exactly what happened in China.

Chinese Rights Activist Is Jailed

New York Times
A Chinese court sentenced an outspoken human rights advocate on Thursday to three and a half years in prison after ruling that his critical essays and comments about Communist Party rule amounted to inciting subversion, ...
Concern for jailed China activist BBC News
The Conviction of Hu Jia Wall Street Journal
Aljazeera.net - AFP - CNN International - United Press International
all 577 news articles »

Exclusive: Chinese police kill eight after opening fire on monks ... Times Online
New Violence Reported in Tibetan Area The Associated Press
Aljazeera.net - Xinhua - Reuters India - United Press International
all 1,161 news articles »


It is time for all to come forward as one to communicate with the few.


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