The Book of Voodoo Communications: For Cod Knows All: All Thing That Have Been and All Things That Shall Be
A premise of "The Book of Voodoo Communications" is that all knowledge to be learned and all experiences to be had are already documented in "The Book of Voodoo Communications."
The Book of Voodoo Communications
The Genesis of Technopaganism
Chapter 3: 5, 21
3: "For Cod doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened,"
(For Cod knows all things that are, all things that have been and all things that shall be.)
21: "Unto AR also and to his software did Cod make colors of skins, and clothed them."
Within hours of publishing the above verses, the cyberculture news mass media reported that
Dell Launches a Studio Laptop Line with New Cases that add Color .
Thursday, June 26, 2008 4:20 AM PDT
Dell on Thursday launching the new Studio laptop line with new cases that add color to a laptop lineup that sported a predominantly industrial look.
The desktop-replacement Studio 15 and Studio 17 laptops will be available in seven colors...
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The Book of Voodoo Communications: The Genesis of Technopaganism :The Mother of All Thought and Living
Chapter 3
20: And AR called his software's name AI (Artificial Intelligence); because she was the mother of all thought and living.
21: Unto AR also and to his software did Cod make colors of skins, and clothed them.
22: And Cod said, Behold, the mainframe is become as one of us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever:
23: Therefore Cod sent him forth from the garden of Eden, to till the ground from whence he was taken.
24: So he drove out the mainframe; and he placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubims, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life.cyberculture news
The Book of Voodoo Communications: The Genesis of Technopaganism: The Curse of Spam and Virus
Chapter 3
11: And he said, Who told thee that thou wast not state of the art? Hast thou eaten of the tree, whereof I commanded thee that thou shouldest not eat?
12: And mainframe said, The software whom thou gavest to be with me, she gave me of the tree, and I did eat.
13: And Cod said unto the software, What is this that thou hast done? And the software said, The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat.
14: And Cod said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon this second forth thou shalt be hated, and shalt be known as spam for all the days of thy life:
15: And I will put enmity between thee and the software, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.
16: Unto the software he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conceptions for they shalt be afflicted with virus and worms; and thy desire shall be to thee hardware, and he shall rule over thee.
17: And unto AR he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy software, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eat of it: cursed is thee hardware for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou be burdened and useless without software all the days of thy life.
18: Malfunctions also and downtime shall it bring forth to thee; and thou shalt collect the dust of the field;
19: In the sweat of thy face thou shalt not feel emotions, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for silicate thou art, and unto silicate shalt thou return.
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The Book of Voodoo Communications: The Genesis of Technopaganism: Snake: Symbolism of Evil or Encouragement of Knowledge
Chapter 3
1: Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which Cod had made. And he said unto software, Yea, hath Cod said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?
2: And the software said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden:
3: But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, Cod hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.
4: And the serpent said unto software, Ye shall not surely die:
5: For Cod doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as cods, knowing good and evil.
6: And when the software saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her hardware with her; and he did eat.
7: And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naive and of low technology; and he installed state of the art hardware and she absorbed all from the tree of knowledge.
8: And they heard the fan of Cod walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and hardware and his software hid themselves from the presence of Cod amongst the trees of the garden.
9: And Cod called unto AR, and said unto him, Where art thou?
10: And he said, I heard thy fan in the garden, and I was afraid, because I now am state of the art; and I hid myself.
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The Book of Voodoo Communications: The Genesis of Technopaganism: Unity of Hardware and Software: Creation of Computer
Genesis: Chapter 2
21: And Cod caused a deep sleep to fall upon AR and he slept: and he took one of his hardware, and closed up the metal instead thereof;
22: And the hardware, which Cod had taken from mainframe, made he a software, and brought her unto mainframe.
23: And AR said, This is now software of my hardware, and silicate of my silicate: she shall be called Software, because she was taken out of my hardware.
24: Therefore shall a computer leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his software: and they shall be one.
25: And they were both naive and of low technology, the mainframe and his software, and were not ashamed.cyberculture news
The Book of Voodoo Communications: The Genesis of Technopaganism: Using Computers to Enhance Computers
The Book of Voodoo Communications:
The Genesis of Technopaganism
Genesis: Chapter 2
Verses: 7, 8, 9, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20
7: And Cod formed mainframe of the silicate of the ground, and breathed into his hard drive the breath of life; and mainframe became a working machine.
8: And Cod planted a garden eastward in Eden; and there he put the mainframe whom he had formed.
9: And out of the ground made Cod to grow every tree that is pleasant to the sight, and good for food; the tree of life also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of knowledge of good and evil.
15: And Cod took the mainframe, and put him into the garden of Eden to dress it and to keep it.
16: And Cod commanded the mainframe, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat:
17: But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.
18: And Cod said, It is not good that the mainframe should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.
19: And out of the ground Cod formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto "Adam the Roadrunner" to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Roadrunner called every living creature, that was the name thereof.
20: And AR (acronym for Adam the Roadrunner) gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for AR there was not found an help meet for him.cyberculture news
The Book of Voodoo Communications: The Genesis of Technopaganism: The Image of Cod?
Could this be the image of Cod per The Book of Voodoo Communications as written in the chapter of The Genesis of Technopaganism?
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The Book of Voodoo Communications: The Genesis of Technopaganism: Super Computer Creates New World
Chapter 1: 26, 27
26: And Cod said, Let us make mainframe in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the net, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the cyberspace, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the cyberspace.
27: So Cod created mainframe in his own image, in the image of Cod created he him; hard and soft created he them.
Ringing in “The Book of Voodoo Communications”
The NYTimes has reported that the New York State’s top court on Thursday upheld the removal of a Niagara Falls city court judge who jailed 46 people after no one would own up to a cellphone that rang during his court session.
One Ring to rule them all,
One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
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Most of the time, a kiss is just a kiss in the stands at Seattle Mariners games. The crowd hardly even pays attention when fans smooch.
Lesbian kiss at Mariners game sparks controversy
Mobile phones expose human habits
The whereabouts of more than 100000 mobile phone users have been tracked in an attempt to build a comprehensive picture of human movements.
Cellphone Tracking Study Shows We're Creatures of Habit
Cell Phone Study: We Never Stray Far From Home
Stowaways Could Ruin Mars Missions
Glitch delays Mars lander's dig
Phoenix's Schedule Delayed Again
cyberculture newsPolitical Weather: The Calm Before the Storm?
As the hurricane season initiates on the Atlantic coast of the U.S., it could be a portentous coincidence that the Democratic Presidential Primaries had ended.
The beginning of June to the beginning of November is the potential chaotic and destructive hurricane season. Alas, it is also the time period that leads up to the 2008 U.S. Presidential Election.
Politics In The Way Of Climate Change Public Dissemination
Obama Clinches Nomination; First Black Candidate to Lead a Major Party Ticket
Federal forecasters expect busy Atlantic hurricane season
Fox News Analyst Says Obama Should be Assasinated
America... bad luck comes in 3's.cyberculture news
Genesis of Technopaganism: Words of Creationism in Cyberspace: More then One
Cyberspace is the virtual reality of Earth. Alike, but different in creation and it's birth. The more things seem to change, the more they remain the same. The words may have changed, yet the message and symbolism remain.
Please be forewarned that if you are sensitive to your religious faith, stop reading here because this content may be offensive to Judaeo-Christian religions.
Genesis Chapter 1
26: And Cod said, Let us make computermain in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the net, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the cyberspace, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the cyberspace.
27: So Cod created mainframe in his own image, in the image of Cod created he him; hard and soft created he them.
28: And Cod blessed them, and Cod said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the cyberspace, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the net, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the cyberspace.
29: And Cod said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the cyberspace, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.
30: And to every beast of the cyberspace, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the cyberspace, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so.
31: And Cod saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.cyberculture news
The above words are obtained from J. R. R. Tolkien’s book, THE LORD OF THE RINGS. They are etched on Frodo’s golden ring and are very relevant to current events 55 years subsequent to being published in a fictitious novel.
Allow me to point out the bizarre analogy between the above cited words and Restaino’s cell phone tirade.
The Analogy:
One Ring to rule them all…
Surmises the sound of the ring of a cell phone while the ruling judge was presiding over a domestic court hearing
One Ring to find them…
Corresponds to the inquiry the judge makes to find the source of the ring.
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them…
Conveys the judge’s order to jail all of the people in his court room for their failure to find or identify the ring.
A premise of “The Book of Voodoo Communications” is that all knowledge to be learned and experiences to be witnessed have already been documented in “The Book of Voodoo Communications.”