Vague: Weight Loss Advice from a Sexist
California Beaches Are In Better Shape Than Last Year, But Still... 55 minutes per day needed to sustain weight loss. Exercise: It's an hour a day, people. Seriously. More exercise helps heavy women keep weight off.
A Wii Bit Of Luck We will have what we are capable of achieving together. Yes We Kaine?
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Vague: Most Expensive Places to Have Sex
Vague: Spoofing Forbes' In Depth Reports
America's Highest-Paid Female CEOs Most Expensive Places to Have Sex. World's Most Expensive Penthouse or World's most expensive retail addresses with Hollywood's Highest Paid Actors.
Branson unveils Virgin Galactic mothership for $200000 Place in Space for World’s Most Expensive Places to Have Sex.
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Vague: McCain vs. Obama: The state of the race
Since John McCain has lambasted Barack Obama for never having visited Iraq and his lack of foreign experience, it was rather amusing to hear him complaining ... Two former Bush Advisers Now Advising Obama How to Get Away With Torture.
Is Obama King Of The World?
Show me where the Queen lives, Obama asks Brown.
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Vague: Exclusive Interview with Mother of All Thought: AI Responds to Cancer Linked to Cell Phones
News Bytes of the Week--Cell phones--The new cigarettes?
Remote controller? You're soaking in it!
Virtual teleportation arrives.
Researchers Track Disease With Google News. Cancer Doc Tells Colleagues to Lay Off Cellphones. Radio-Wave Devices May Play Havoc With Medical Equipment.
Intel gets FDA OK for personal health system.
AT&T, Covisint, Microsoft Roll out eHealth Platform. Basics - Exorcise the Demons That Come Preinstalled.
Bert, Ernie and the Muppets return home to DC in Smithsonian exhibit.
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Vague: Thoughts of a Lame Duck President
The following is a transcript of President Bush's weekly radio ...
We can only speculate that this is what a lame duck president would mentally dwell on.
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Vague: Sexually Empowering Women
Ladies: 5 ways to get your sex life going.cyberculture news
Vague: We Have a Product but it’sa Mystery.
Apple 'Product Transition' Chatter Sparks Web Speculation: How cell phones affect your health. Cancer Doc Tells Colleagues to Lay Off Cellphones. Shhh. We have a product but it’sa mystery.
Facebook Takes The Fast Lane To Boring... Bid farewell to hail. Shhh. We have a product but it’sa mystery.
Google To Buy Digg? Will Google destroy Digg or take it to the next level? Shhh. We have a product but it’sa mystery.
Microsoft Makes Games For Windows Live A Free Service, refunding gamers. Shhh. We have a product but it’sa mystery.
Mossberg On MobileMe: Too Flawed To Recommend. 1% of MobileMe members cannot access MobileMe Mail. Shhh. We have a product but it’sa mystery.
Don't count on fights becoming WNBA trend. Shhh. We have a product but it’sa mystery.
The Rift Between Favre and the Packers: Without Favre, the Packers say... Shhh. We have a product but it’sa mystery.
'Fresh Scent' Detergents and Air Fresheners Could be Toxic... Shhh. We have a product but it’sa mystery.cyberculture news
Vague: Narcissistic Health Care Plan
So the next time you are not feeling well, turn to one of your vices and chances are you shall be feeling better in no time. Naturally, this narcissistic health care plan is based upon the cyberculture news' headlines.
Tapping Tobacco to Cure Cancer
Tobacco Plant Could Actually Aid Patients With Non-Hodgkin’s Lymphoma
Using Plants to Grow Lymphoma Vaccines
Red wine compound may help middle-aged men’s heart
A new study suggests that middle-aged men and women could slow aging-related deterioration and functional decline by using resveratrol, a compound found in red wine, grapes and nuts.
Compound in Red Wine Fights Ravages of Age
Fountain of youth? Red wine gives up secrets
The Cyberculture News predicts that the candidate that incorporates the Narcissistic Health Care Plan into their presidential platform shall win the 2008 U.S. Presidential Race.
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Vague: The Magazine
The Cyberculture News introduces it's latest offspring into the ever growing lineup of ambiguous online content with the initial publishing of Vague: The Magazine.
UPDATE 1-Court tosses FCC fine of CBS over Janet Jackson
Court tosses FCC 'wardrobe malfunction' fine
Jackson - uncensored
Black conservatives and Obama
The Power of Words: Jesse Jackson, The 'N' Word and GLAAD
Self-exams of breasts questioned
A Thumbs-Down for Breast Self-Exams
Breast Cancer Myths And Tips
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Apple's IPhone Secret App: Birth Control
A built in birth control app with your cell phone? What will they think of next?
The mass media in cyberculture has hyped up the size of the new Apple iPhone 3G.
"The iPhone 3G is the beginning of a new computing platform. With 3G and the App Store, the best iPod ever is now one of the best handheld computers ever." PC Magazine
"The iPhone 3G was worth the wait." Computerworld
Research scientist had reported that "Two of the phthalate plasticisers found at high levels in the headphone cable are classified in Europe as 'toxic to reproduction, category 2' because of their long-recognized ability to interfere with sexual development in mammals." According to an information sheet on the Phthalate Information Centre website, produced by the American Chemistry Council, said studies found that high doses of some phthalates, when administered to pregnant rodents shortly before they gave birth, "suppressed levels of testosterone, a male hormone key to sexual development in the male fetuses, and interfered with the development of male reproductive organs".
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First Political Hurricane Spotted and Named
Back in the first week of June, The Cyberculture News posted a column, Political Weather: The Calm Before the Storm?, in which a correlation was made between the timing of the hurricane season and the unofficial beginning of the 2008 Presidential race.
On Monday, July 14, 2008, political scientist spotted and named the first hurricane of the 2008 Presidential Race.
The hurricane named The New Yorker, has potentially damaging satirical winds and could cause problems for the wannabe presidential image of Senator Barrack Obama.
New Yorker Obama Cover Sparks Uproar
Obama Camp Slams Satirical ‘New Yorker’ Magazine Cover
Magazine's 'satirical' cover stirs controversy
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The Book of Voodoo Communications: Reliving the Past
Shark is reported off Martha's Vineyard
Great white shark reported at 'Jaws' filming site
‘Jaws’-size fear sweeps Vineyard
All knowledge to be learned and all experiences to be had already have been documented in The Book of Voodoo Communications.cyberculture news
July 10, 2008: The Portentous Headlines: Trading Rock Futures?
The Cyberculture News is proud to provide it's readers, all five of you with the continuing publishing of it's rock breaking Portentous Headlines. That's right, we are going to predict the future with our technopagan rituals and chants.
"Computer, computer on the web show me wisdom of living and dead. May the genius of Janus incarnate through this medium on this date."Naturally, we expect our competition in the mass media to be cynical about our ability to read the future from some sort of voodoo communications. But then... we are writing
“The Book of Voodoo Communications” and they arn't.
Subsequent to a number of "banking on it" predictions, everybody will be asking how they can get their own personal portentous headlines. Ala, reading one's palm or their horoscope.
Over a period of time, leaders from government, business and all facets of society shall call upon us. What they call us... well, due to certain federal laws prohibiting vulgarity in the media, we can't tell you. The one thing that we can tell you is that The Cyberculture News shall provide our readers with reports foreseeing the future from the past. That is, if we don't predict our own demise first.
The Portentous Headlines : Trading Rock Futures?
July 10, 2008
Video: Survey: Weather Changes Threaten Coral ReefsPre-Earthquake Changes Found In Rocks
Discovery may lead to quake early-warning system
Scientists make advances in the art of earthquake prediction
University of Chicago doctoral candidate finds evolutionary link ...
Freaky fish were lopsided lookers
Water found on the moon
Researchers Find Evidence Of Moon Water
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