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Vague: Symbolism and Secret Societies in Industry?


Photojournalism:

Symbolism and secret societies in industry and government?





Portentous Headlines: Circumstantial Coincidences?


Woe is me for I am Cursed with a Gift Be aware of the vision on March 26, 2008 at 9:20 a.m. that brought forth an image of The Big Dog
On the anniversary of Martin Luther King's 'Dream' speech, Obama ...
On Aug. 28, 1963, the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. delivered his "I Have a Dream" speech to more than 200000 people at the March on Washington.


Obama outdoor speech echoes JFK's 1960 move
Barack Obama's decision to move his nomination acceptance speech from an indoor arena to an outdoor stadium may be a smart effort to tap the Kennedy mystique, open up the convention and generally stir things up.

California's roll call vote: Conspiracy? Stage Craft? Or... the premise that all knowledge to be learned and experiences to be had are already documented in The Book of Voodoo Communications.


Vague: The rising cost of neglect?




Vague: Politics and The Curse of Dorian Gray


Photojournalism: Politics and The Curse of Dorian Gray




Vague: Not A Conspiracy Theory...Yet


For You Conspiracy Theorists...

It's been a few hours now since the entire national media broke the news about Joe Biden being Barack Obama's VP.

The US government must now decide whether it will overlook
Fox News Analyst Says Obama Should be Assasinated.

Scientists make giant step towards 3D cloaking devices

Sealed papers describe DNA, other anthrax details

Not A Conspiracy Theory...Yet

Security, Security, More Security

A premise of “The Book of Voodoo Communications” is that all knowledge to be learned and experiences to be witnessed have already been documented in “The Book of Voodoo Communications.”

Updated 8-27-2008

Suspects discussed assassination 'because Obama is black ...

Three men now under arrest in Denver on federal and local gun and drug charges spent last Saturday night discussing their hatred for Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama, according to documents made ...

Cloud of security swirls around Obama

Arrests made in possible plot against Obama

all 79 news articles »



Vague: Money and Investing: Designers Bloody Futures Market


With the recent announcements that Stem cell advances could help treat disease by reprogramming skin cells into tailor-made, healthy replacements for diseased cells, we bring to our readers Vague: The Magazine's edition of The Moron's Guide to Investing.

In order to make the really big money, investors need to be physically and fiscally involved in their investments. Seasoned investors are aware that there are certain risks that come with these types of money making once in a life time opportunities. The money and investing experts at Cyberculture News have identified such an investment in the undiscovered market of Bloody Futures Trading.

But once again, please be forewarned that there are risks involved and careless investors could certainly lose an arm or a leg. On the bright side, the wise investor can provide a quasi designer labeled futures market and make some serious money.

Gator Blood May Be New Source of Antibiotics.

Alligator blood could provide a powerful new source of antibiotics for fighting deadly "superbugs" and other infections.

Alligator blood for antibiotic-resistant infections
Credit: Photo credit: Courtesy of U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service.

Simply stated, the only thing you have to do is to go into the wild habitat of the alligator and draw it's blood. In doing so, you corner the bloody futures market of the potentially life saving alligator blood.


Vague: FCC Building a Bridge Over The Digital Divide?

FCC hints on a winning technology plan for 2008 Presidential Race

Call For Free Without Worrying About The Bill Calling for free is a facility that is directly dependent on VoIP (Voice over Internet Protocol).

Is this the main reason why FCC chief proposes free Internet? A US government official says high-speed Internet access should be available to all residents even if that means providing it free of charge.

VOIP now faces many threats

Gartner tells telcos to adapt


Is Free Cell Phone Service a Panacea to the Digital Divide?





Vague: Little Mystery Exposed

Absurd? Maybe. Ridiculous?
A Bit. Bad? Very. “Mirrors”
Reflects ...Little mystery in
the 'Unknown'.
Obama: Let my successor
deal with Social Security pain
Obama has resorted to
temporizing and excuses
instead of addressing the
Social Security problem
head on. He's not going to
increase payroll taxes to
fill impending Social Security
shortfalls for another 10 years.

War May Be Hell,
but Hollywood
Is Even Worse

"Washington is a Hollywood
for ugly people. Hollywood
is a Washington for the
simpleminded."
John McCain


Youths blame school
pressure for drug use
increase
Seventy-three percent of teens
report the number one reason
they use drugs is to cope with
school pressure. However, only
7 percent of parents believe that
teens might use drugs to deal
with stress.
Parents 'Clueless' About
Teen Drug, Alcohol Abuse

AT&T Staunchly Defends
Ad Targeting
As mobile advertising picks up
steam, AT&T sets a precedent
by issuing a strong defense of
tracking users' web-browsing
behavior across its network,
arguing it can "dramatically
improve their experience,"
reports the New York Times.

Palm Treo 850
Details Leaked, Pulled
Palm quickly pulled details of
the Palm Treo 850,dubbed the
Treo Pro, smart phone from
the Web




Vague: A Sexual Fantasy in Space


Russia angry at US missile deal

The Hopes of a Long Suffering 'Star Wars' Fan, NASA-affiliated UT prof 'anxiously awaiting' Mars mission's test. Healthy Sex Life Can Fly Me to the Moon.













BBC








Sexual desire elusive for many women, ‘Fly Me to the Moon'. Mostly Fails to soar.



Vague: Health Care: Half Empty or Half Full Cup of Tea

Most Americans Want Health Care Reform. The vast majority of Americans are
dissatisfied with the US health care system,


Gift cards key to AIDS prevention strategy. Desperate for a way to stop the escalating
spread of HIV among young gay men, public
health officials are looking to novel strategies,
such as enlisting local gay opinion leaders to
urge......

Drug prices up 100%, or higher. Drug companies are quietly pushing through price hikes of 100% - or even more than 1000% - for a very small but growing number of prescription drugs, helping to drive up costs for insurers, patients and government programs.
Ice Cream Sales Help Children's Hospital.
 The Dairy Queen in Forsyth raised money for
children in a local Macon's Children's Hospital
by selling Blizzards.

Hospitals used homeless in medical fraud.
For hundreds of homeless people, posing as
phony hospital patients provided
them a clean bed and cash. For
the hospitals that processed them, it
meant a full patient-load and a
paycheck from the government.

'Dead' Indian stampede victim wakes up
Doctors preparing to conduct a post-mortem
examination on an Indian pilgrim crushed in the
stampede that killed 150 on Sunday, were
stunned when the ‘dead man’ sat up and
asked for a glass of water.


Vague: Cyber Battles?

'Star Wars' just kid stuff?

From 007 to Reality; Straight out of the spy world of James Bond, Cyberspace: new frontier in conflicts.

After a five-day war, a chronicle of the cyber battle unfolds

Cyberattack preceded ground battle

Scientist developing Star Trek invisibility cloaks or shields

Apple confirms iPhone “kill switch”

Yahoo launches Fire Eagle

MSN Taking the Brunt of Google's US Search Blitz

Microsoft issues massive security update for Windows, Office

Invisible material could make objects ‘disappear’. Apple HQ Hit By Fire.
iPhone suffering from flawed 3G chips?

Google Apps Hit by Prolonged Gmail Access Problem. Gmail Outage Causes Worries.

AMD targets Nvidia with dual-GPU graphics card

Dell targets ‘Digital Nomads’ with new Latitude laptops

Will Cisco Take on Google and Microsoft Killing Apple’s iPhone kill-switch?
The Force Is With Dark Knight

3 Myths—and 1 Truth—About the birth of modern cyber-warfare. Kids, not Russian government, attacking Georgia's Internet.

Moving from realm of science fiction, Surprise, surprise: US broadband is slow. Really slow. US Internet Speed Could Be 100 Years Behind Japan.



The Portentous Headlines: Grasping at the Mysteries of Life

When we are searching for something but can't seem to put a finger on it, it seems like we are so close to discovering it that we can taste it.

Such is the scenario with this edition of The Portentous Headlines.

How the Personal Genome Project Could Unlock the Mysteries of Life?

Surpassing Nature, Scientists Bend Light Backward. Using tiny wires and fishnet structures, researchers at the University of California, Berkeley, have found new ways to bend light backward, something that never occurs in nature.

Chili Peppers’ Anti-Fungus Defensive Mechanism: They Get Hotter! The secret behind the spiciness in some chili peppers and the lack of it in others resides in a long-lasting battle for the perpetuation of the species.

Regular Running Slows Aging Process, Study Says... If you want to stay young, lace up those sneakers and hit the pavement. New research suggests regular running slows the effects of aging, according to a new study from the Stanford University School of Medicine.

Scientists Find Ways to Cloak 3D Materials




Vague: Technology in Politics

Excessive emails and text are a mental illness. The American Journal of Psychiatry has found addiction to text messaging and emailing could be another form of mental illness.



Vague: TheeNile: Politics




Vague: Revelations of a Technopagan Prophecy

On this unique 08-08-08 calender day of the year and in our sort of backward mystic ritual way of discovery, we find cyberculture news headlines that loosely validate passages from The Genesis of Technopaganism and The Book of Voodoo Communications: For Cod Knows All: All Thing That Have Been and All Things That Shall Be.

The headlines, 'Let there be light' genesis moment in a computer and Computer shows origins of first stars reveals a concept of how the combination of gas and dust formed a star that was derived from the thoughts of a computer.

One can see the correlation between the above headlines and The Genesis of Technopaganism.

"In the beginning Super Computer, The Cosmic Mind created Heaven and Cyberspace. The cyberspace was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the interface of the web. And the Spirit of Cod (acronym for Cosmic Mind) moved upon the face of the net. And Cod said, Let there be light: and there was light."
Strangely, the above headlines also reaffirmed the June 26, 2008 publishing of The Book of Voodoo Communications: For Cod Knows All: All Thing That Have Been and All Things That Shall Be.......... A premise that all knowledge to be learned and all experiences to be had are already documented.
Speaking of strange and backwards, BVC is the acronym for the Book of Voodoo Communications. BVC is also the backward sequential
placement of the alphabet keys on a computer keyboard.



Vague: The Games Before the Olympic Games


AS OLYMPICS APPROACH, TWO NEW DRUGS EMERGE. Drugs create 'marathon mice' who can run for more than two hours. Universe's first star born tiny and grew huge. Exercise Pill Could Help Athletes, Replace Use Of Steroids. Researchers Identify Drugs that Enhance Exercise Endurance. Olympic drug cheats still ahead of the cops.

Let the games begin

China to Limit Web Access During Games IOC issues statement on Internet censorship in Beijing. In a terse statement released a short time ago, the IOC stated that "no deal with the Chinese authorities to censor the Internet has ever in any way been ... Spinning the Olympics. Media Attention Drives China to Lift Censors' Pen, Slightly.

The face of the Olympics?

Beijing Olympics organizers play host to political games too. Foreign activists launch pre-Olympics protests. China Angered by US Lobbying on Rights. China revokes visa of US Olympic medallist and activist.

Olympics athletes sign letter urging China to respect Tibet freedoms.



Vague: A Brief Study of Learning how Not to Count


Beijing all smiles on eve of Olympics On the eve of their national coming out party, almost everyone in Beijing seemed to be practicing something. At the National Indoor Stadium, Arbitration Court Ruling Sends Olympic Soccer Into Chaos. A day before the Olympic soccer tournament starts, the top international sports tribunal ruled Wednesday that European soccer clubs do not have to allow their players to participate, a decision that threw into question whether ... Poor start dooms USA against Norway Norway scored two goals in the first five minutes of the game on Wednesday to beat the United States Women's National Team, 2-0 in the Group G opener for both teams at the 2008 Summer Olympics, A day before the Olympic soccer tournament starts.

Five Olympic stories to follow Freelance writer Jay Weiner is in Beijing covering the Olympics for SportingNews.com. His five story lines to follow while you're waiting for Team USA's games to tip off: Eight will be enough, but here are all 871 news articles »

In a government learning how not to count Session: What did taxpayers get for $600K? Lax oversight risks millions of Medicare dollars. Medicare Approves Fake Suppliers of Wheelchairs, Prosthetics.

Even the 2008 U.S. Presidential candidates chipped in. McCain: 'I don't disagree' with Obama on inflating tires.

In learning how not to count in business news, we found Kosher meats firm cited for child labor violations. Inquiry Finds Under-Age Workers at Meat Plant.



Vague: Driving Primates to the Edge





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