You Have the Power to Influence the Future: 50,000 years from Now
If you had the opportunity to communicate with someone in the future, what would you say to them? What would you wish to tell them about your life, your expectations, your doubts, your desires, your values, your emotions, your dreams?
Yah right ! More like what dirty jokes would you tell them?
How would you like to communicate with someone or something say 50,000 years into the future?
Whoa! That's like 650 life times from now with today's average life span being about 78 years.
Really? You mean I could say anything I wanted about someone and they would not know that I trashed talk about them because they won't be around in 50,000 years. Cool!
Fortunately for you, the Cyberculture News is going to give you the power to be heard 50,000 years from now.
With a little help... well Ok, a whole lotta help from the people at Keo, your message to the future can be part of the payload on board of a satellite that shall orbit the Earth for 50,000 years.
The only thing you have to do is decide whether you want to sound reasonably intelligent or stupid when writing your message.
Stupid... stupid funny jokes. Remember... morons have no limitations and this is our chance to indirectly influence the living 50,000 years from now.
Vague News: Microsoft Live vs YouTube Live: Trade Mark Infringement?
Why is that you may ask? You didn't ask that? Sure you did. You just didn't hear yourself say it. Don't worry, be happy. Most people don't hear what they are thinking. Anyway... back on the farm... the mental farm, our multi-talented staff of multiple personalities have dug up a secret Hurtful Google Docs Study Tied To Ex-Microsoft Employees and Robots In Disguise for the reason why Microsoft doesn't make any money online. Take a look...
Did I miss something here? Oh ya... I filed this report. Aaah... I would tell you my name... but right now I don't know my name and... I don't even know where I am. Must have something to do with alzheimer's. Right... I am Al Zheimers.
Vague News: World's Sexiest Man and Woman Alive with a Preview from the Dead
The Cyberculture News staff of ghostwriters are hard at work interviewing candidates for their upcoming Sexiest Man and Woman of the Dead Contest and two of the front runners are...
Wait... it seems as if we have a moral dilemma here because one of the contestants is offering piece and everlasting life while another contestant is bribing our ghostwriters with fame, riches and sex if they sign some type of contract in blood.
Both offers are very tempting, so we are going to dig a little deeper into the world of the dead. In the meantime, here are the World's Sexiest Man and Woman Alive contest results.
'World's Sexiest Women' It is Karolina Kurkova, who has won the title of "World's Sexiest Woman" in a new poll. The lingerie model topped the polls conducted by E! Online. ...
Victoria's Secret Model Beats Angelina Jolie In Top Ten Sexiest ...
Victoria's Secret beauty Karolina Kurkova has beaten off competition from Angelina Jolie and fellow model Bar Rafaeli to be named the sexiest woman in the ...
Vague News: Google's Sexy News Machine
The world of the Cyberculture News is slowly conquering the world of killing the tree news as more news media outlets are converting to the online medium... or is that small? At large?
Damm... just got a mental lapse. Forgot the names of the...
Moron!... Get lost, I trying to so an article heer... oops! see what yur making eye do.
Hey folks! While Moron is destroying some of the host's brain cells, let me, The Libido to show you some great sexy pictures and stories that are associated with them.
The news crew at Google are like archiving all this sexy stuff with their new Sexy News Machine. Sort of like your dad's collection of porno mags and videos he has stashed away in his secret place.
Yah... anyway there are some great honeys in this collection and...
What the Fu Carnal Knowledge is that!
Dude take a look at the sumo wrestler with the horns on his head. The professor would probably say something like... The horns are symbolic of the young man's sex drive.
Yo! fatso is horny.
Waht! Moron is back and is now messing with me. The sexy fat guy is on another page. Oh well,,, you'll just have to search for him on Google's Sexy News image machine.
Moron didn't want 2 C fat man... Moron want 2 C pictures of girrillas humping. Take a look.
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