In Pictures: A parody of
the Cyberculture News on May 21, 2009
the Cyberculture News on May 21, 2009
Reuters - By chris.thompson - The Big MoneyIt's good to be Google's (GOOG) CEO.Among other things, universities beg you todeliver the season's commencement address.
Giant Panda Not Pregnant, Zoo Officials Say
Washington Post - By Michael E. Ruane You can put away the panda bunting and stow the "butter stick" comparisons for at least another year.
USA Today - After a 15-year hiatus, the plucky pugilistreturns to the ring in Punch-Out!!, a delightful remakeof the classic boxing game for the Nintendo Wii ...
a "small and quick" shock via their earbuds due to abuildup of static electricity, Apple warned Monday ...
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Pictorial Parody of the Headlines for 5-20-2009
ESPN - Say it ain't so! If HDNet goes dark, it'll be a while before American fight fans see a live Dream event. It's not uncommon for cable companies and broadcasters to nickel and dime each other to death during renewal negotiations.
Philebrity.com - Ask anyone who's ever had a dangerously sick kid: CHOP - that would be the Children's Hospital of Philadelphia - rules. Anyone we've ever spoken with who's had any experience there generally raves: How the doctors are all but miracle workers, ...
msnbc.com - A discovery of a 47-million-year-old fossil primate that is said to be a human ancestor was announced Tuesday at a press conference in New York City.
New York Daily News - BY Issie Lapowsky It's not easy being beautiful. Actress Jessica Biel says her good looks are hurting her career. Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake won't be picking out china patterns anytime soon.
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Sexy Images in Google News: A Pictorial Parody of an Adult Magazine
Plunging Playboy to pump up prices
New York Daily News - Playboy, which once ruledthe adult magazine world with its centerfold bunnies,could be in for some radical changes. Playboy Enterprisesis considering ...
Shirley Jones to Pose Nude for Playboy?
Pictorial Parody on May 11, 2009
LA Times - When he announced the other day that he was switching
to the Democratic Party, Pennsylvania Sen. Arlen Specter offered
to return campaign donations from any contributors ...
Lawmakers Bet on Internet Gambling Legislation
FOXNews - Reps. Barney Frank, D-Mass., chairman of the
House Financial Services Committee, and Peter King, RN.Y.
unveiled legislation Wednesday that would enable Americans
to legally gamble online.
ABC News - By NICK WATT It's probably the best
job in the world, now that the Australian tourism
bureau has finally selected somebody to live on an
island and write about life as a beach bum ...
Boston Globe - Most Americans, a new poll suggests,
agree with President Obama -- terrorist suspects were
tortured with waterboarding and other brutal
interrogation techniques, but there shouldn't be
tortured with waterboarding and other brutal
interrogation techniques, but there shouldn't be
an investigation of what happened.
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PUNK THE NEWS! on May 9, 2009
In pictures, a parody of the headlines.
Head-butting, Priest's steamy pics,
Sponsors of tomorrow and Pelosi loves to torture.
Radar Online - Fashion designer Jack McCollough -- who was allegedly"head-butted" by actor Kiefer Sutherland in a club late Monday night ...
(CBS News) Faithful supporters of Father Alberto Cutiéhave expressed shock and disbelief after photos of thecelebrity priest in a Spanish language magazine showedhim kissing and fondling a woman ...
DailyTech - Intel is set to change its marketing messagein an attempt to refocus the consumer on the fact thatIntel is an innovator in technology...
The Week Magazine - For somebody who hates waterboarding,said Scott Johnson in Power Line, Nancy Pelosi sure lovesto torture the truth. Despite the fuss the House speaker and ...
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In pictures, a parody of the headlines.
Homeowners under water, Pirated Wolverine,
Next Day Air and Nuclear Monopoly.
By Daniel Taub (Bloomberg) -- A growing number of US homeownersowe more than their properties are worth after prices extended theirtwo-year decline in the first quarter, ...
Reuters By Paul Bond LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter)An unfinished pirated version of "X-Men Origins: Wolverine"that hit the Internet March 30, well before the film's ...
MiamiHerald.com BY RENE RODRIGUEZ A word of adviceto all aspiring cocaine dealers: When planning to transport yourillegal wares across state lines, never, under any circumstances,ship your goods via FedEx.
Ha'aretz By Yossi Melman, Haaretz Correspondent It is unclear whetherthe US assistant secretary of state's call to Israel to sign on to the nuclear ...
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In pictures, a parody of Obama's Day of Prayer,
Angels and Demons, Oprah's Chicken and
the Internet is Fundamental.
By Manya A. Brachear • Chicago Tribune After a standing invitationto the White House during the Bush administration, evangelicalChristian organizers of National Day of Prayer activities ...
Vatican breaks silence on "Angels and Demons"
Washington Post VATICAN CITY (Reuters) - The success of books
and films like "The Da Vinci Code" and "Angels and Demons"
should make the Catholic Church rethink the way
it uses the media to present itself ...
Free chicken coupons are flying off Oprah's Web site
The Saginaw News - MLive.com by Brian Brunner | The Saginaw News
Oprah Winfrey is taking Saginaw and the rest of the country
out to lunch, figuratively speaking.
EU Telecoms Commissioner declares
Internet access a "fundamental ...
CNET News by Matt Asay We live in a world that demands entitlements
for just about everything. While the framers of the US Constitution talked
about the rights of assembly, speech, and religion, our modern world has
crowned new rights: universal healthcare is a ...
for just about everything. While the framers of the US Constitution talked
about the rights of assembly, speech, and religion, our modern world has
crowned new rights: universal healthcare is a ...
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PUNK THE NEWS!
In pictures, a parody of Cinco de Mayo, Arlen Specter, Kindle wide screen e-book, the Google Apple conspiracy and Rumortoid.
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Punk the News!
In Frames, a 3-D Parody
of the Wide Screen Kindle 3.
Are Newspapers Destined for Kindling?
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PUNK THE NEWS!
In Pictures, a parody of the headlines.
Top Ten Reasons Weekly Church Goers Favor Torture
Apple Looking to Design Its Own Chips
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Punk The News!
In Pictures: A Parody of the Headlines.
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