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Homeowners under water, Pirated Wolverine,

Next Day Air and Nuclear Monopoly.

Almost a Quarter of US Homeowners Are Underwater

By Daniel Taub (Bloomberg) -- A growing number of US homeowners
owe more than their properties are worth after prices extended their
two-year decline in the first quarter, ...

Studio ups download figure for pirated "Wolverine"

Reuters By Paul Bond LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter)
An unfinished pirated version of "X-Men Origins: Wolverine"
that hit the Internet March 30, well before the film's ...

Review: Next Day Air (R) **

MiamiHerald.com BY RENE RODRIGUEZ A word of advice
to all aspiring cocaine dealers: When planning to transport your
illegal wares across state lines, never, under any circumstances,
ship your goods via FedEx.

ANALYSIS: Israel's worst nightmare -

loss of nuclear monoply

Ha'aretz ‎By Yossi Melman, Haaretz Correspondent It is unclear whether
the US assistant secretary of state's call to Israel to sign on to the nuclear ...

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