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Gardner: Key Adviser to President on Economic Plan

Reuters News is reporting that President Bush and the Democratic-led Congress have reached a tentative deal on a fiscal package aimed at staving off a recession in the troubled U.S. economy. Political insiders have given The Cyberculture News the transcript and a video of the conversation between the President and his senior advisers that sealed this economy stimulating package.

No other news organization is reporting this confidential scenario that finalized the negotiations for this economic plan. Here is the exclusive transcript .

(Beginning of transcript)

President: Mr. Gardner, do you agree with Ben, or do you think that we can stimulate growth through temporary incentives?

Chance the Gardener: As long as the roots are not severed, all is well. And all will be well in the garden.

President: In the garden.

Chance the Gardener: Yes. In the garden, growth has it seasons. First comes spring and summer, but then we have fall and winter. And then we get spring and summer again.

President: Spring and summer.

Chance the Gardener: Yes.

President: Then fall and winter.

Chance the Gardener: Yes.

Presidential adviser, Benjamin Rand: I think what our insightful young friend is saying is that we welcome the inevitable seasons of nature, but we're upset by the seasons of our economy.

Chance the Gardener: Yes! There will be growth in the spring!

Presidential adviser, Benjamin Rand: Hmm!

Chance the Gardener: Hmm!

President: Hm. Well, Mr. Gardner, I must admit that is one of the most refreshing and optimistic statements I've heard in a very, very long time.

[Presidential adviser, Benjamin Rand applauds]

President: I admire your good, solid sense. That's precisely what we lack on Capitol Hill.
(End of transcript)

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