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Ode to be able to Communicate with Death

The beating of my heart is in sync with the pulse like growing images of the circle of light. Everything which is visible has to be examined and satisfied which dimension it is derived from. It is fun, but hard work.

Warning! Overload information. Brain is tiring. Must go on. Scary alien looking creatures blocking my path and mocking my virtues. Ouch! Severe pain on the brain. Must focus on the sphere of light at the end of the tunnel.

Oh! Oh! Big trouble. Death just appeared! Too late to leave the dimension. Remember that some people die because they are incapable of conversing with death. They become afraid and their mind shuts down. Hence, scared to death.

Thou shall not fight him for "The last enemy that shall be destroyed is Death." ~ 1 Corinthians 15:26

Ask that he comes by another day and wish him well when he acknowledges the Word.

If insanity knocks on your door, welcome him in for genius is right behind him.



Update: Within hours of the publishing of this piece the following headlines appeared on Google News relative to the content in this article. Coincidence?

Want to live a long life? Stay in school.
ABC News
At least that's the implication of a new study from Harvard University. The study found a "stunning" correlation between the longer lifespan of people with at least one year of college compared to people with a high school education or less, ...
Life Expectancy Tied to Education Washington Post

Stay In School To Outsmart Death? CBS News

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