Are You a Control Freak or are You a Weirdo?
Back on the funny farm, the multiple personalities have volunteered to participate in mental case studies conducted by the Cyberculture News Psychoanalytic Research Lab. Naturally, each and everyone of them has their own personal reasons for participating in these studies. Some of them feel that they can manipulate the case study findings to their benefits and prove once and for all that they are gods and that the universe does revolve around them, while others see it as an opportunity to come out of their closets and express themselves in a controlled social setting and prove to the world that they are not weirdos.
The following are copies of two of the most relevant quasi-psychoanalytic tests that were administered to this pretentious group of control freaks and weirdos.
If you can't read the fine print, get some glasses or magnify the image. Don't ever sign your name onto a document until you read the fine print.
Due to certain patient doctor relationships, which don't exist... we can not release the findings of this study. Hello! It doesn't take a brain scientist to figure out that Grandisimo and Grandiosity are control freaks. The only question that remains is; Are You A Control Freak? Follow the link and take the test.
Ok.... so you think you are not a control freak. Well hoop-dee-do! Are You A Weirdo?
Magnify the image or go to the link to read the fine print.
To answer that question, go to More Personality Quizzes and find out who you really are. Give your brain some mental exercise because the cosmic mind already knows you're not doing any worthwhile physical exercise.
This report was written by an unknown thought being and does not represent the attitude and expressions of the single human brain that publishes The Cyberculture News.
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