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The Book of Voodoo Communications: Correlating Ancient Wisdom with the Present




The Book of Voodoo Communications is a notebook computer with wireless access to the Internet.

Oh really... nothing else?  If that is the case, why did you send thought beings out to recruit voodoo dolls to enter the Miss Book of Voodoo Communications' Beauty Pageant?  

Aahh... because Aristotle said that personal beauty is a greater recommendation than any letter of reference. 

Yes... that is true.  But... did he also tell you that rarely do great beauty and great virtue dwell together with voodoo dolls?  

Speaking of virtues, the Da Vincci Code is pure compared to "The Genesis of Technopaganism."  Warning! Content may be offensive to your religion. 

In other news, on this date in numerology. 12 - 04 = 08. Tomorrow's numerology fact is when you ad the first 5 digits they equal the last number 12/05/08.


Moving right along, here is a list of anagram main stream Cyberculture News sources: THE NEW YORK TIMES = KEEN WORTHY ITEMS. WALL ST JOURNAL = WARN US, JOLT ALL.

In business news, The Book of Voodoo Communications digs up answers for today's financial crisis. Dead men tell tales. 

The modern day unemployed alchemist collects plastic bottles and metal cans and turns them into gold.

In health news, a multiple personality religious icon has his 2008th birthday coming up in three weeks.  Make this your excuse for attending church at least one time before the year's end.  In related entertainment news, it has been reported that Pope Leo X was an avid fan of the Myths & Legends series. Indirectly, here's what sources had him saying.  "It has served us well, this myth of Christ. "


In political news, here is Today's Philosophy of Politics: "The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present." ~ Machiavelli 


For you puzzle fans, here is a truthful anagram? Rearrange the letters 'President of the United States' equals "Stupidest friend to the Senate."

This 100 year old philosophical quote is relevant to the reality of war in Afghanistan today and these mysterious Correlating Conceptual Concepts in today's Political Change. are scary and eerily familiar.

Now we present to you, a 400 year old painting of Don Quixote that correlates with President-Elect Barrack Obama and Vice President-Elect Joe Biden.  The symbolism is going to frighten  you. If you are not fascinated by art, take a look at this Political Cartoon in The Book of Voodoo Communications.

Finally, let it be known that on this day "We have it in our power to begin the world over again. Lead, follow, or get out of the way." ~ Thomas Paine

And remember that "Politics have no relation to morals." ~ Machiavelli


Therefore, stay the curse and if you can't... hire a professional cursor. They are the one's yelling the "F" word all the time. You can usually see or hear them through your Windows while hanging out online.


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