The Portentous Headlines: Pictorial Parody of Glutton Economics and High Tech Fat
The Cyberculture News would like to wish everybody a Merry Christmas and in doing so publishes this special holiday version of The Portentous Headlines entitled: Glutton Economics.
No wait... let's call it High Tech Fat: Glutton for fuel.
How about... Big is Valuable and correlating over weight Americans with miles per body fat. Whatever it is called, the fat of the subject is... Fill 'Er Up With Human Fat. Thunder thighs fuel fatmobile. Flab to fuel? Doc says he ran his SUV on fat from his liposuction ...
The above headlines just may contain the answer to solving America's dependency on foreign oil in that Americans are the fattest people on earth. So rather than trying to encourage people to lose weight, we should actually encourage all Americans to gain weight with the pretext of having all the fatty tissue eventually liposuctioned off and converted into a natural reserve of body fuel.
If a Beverly Hills liposuction doctor was able to convert his patients' unwanted body fat into biodiesel to power his SUV, imagine what other high tech fat ideas are waiting to be discovered. Eat up America for you are the mainstay in the new glutton economy. One should eat to live, not live to eat. ~ Benjamin Franklin
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