Blessing or Curse: Googling with the Spirit of Janus
Part of my everyday ritual is googling Google in hopes of discovering any correlations that may link the past with the future. Being somewhat of a follower of technopaganism, I created a magical chant and adhere to an occult-like routine to help me communicate with the spirits and gods.
Now I know what you are thinking. Voodoo science! Au contraire, it is more like alchemy and the research relevant to turning basic metal into gold.
Anyway, the objective is to have the spirit of the Roman god, Janus incarnate into my computer because mythology has him simultaneously looking into the past and seeing into the future. Here is a photo of the statue of Janus located in the Vatican.
What is this chant and ritual you ask?
Well, can you keep a secret? Like I don't want it broadcast all over the internet. Before you know it, an urban legend will be floating in cyberspace.
Be forewarned! This is powerful mojo.
First, memorize this nerdish verse.
"Computer, computer on the web
show me wisdom of living and dead.
May the genius of Janus incarnate
through this medium on this date."
Now, in the setting of darkness like the midnight hour illuminati only by flickering candle lights and the eerie green shadows emanating from cyberspace, go to the Google search engine and insert the above verse.
As you enter these mystical words, verbally sing out loud in a monotone sounding chant the occult verse seven times. Then press the "I'm feeling Lucky" button.
If the spirit takes a liking to you, the gods and goddess shall bestow upon you an enlightening orgasmic experience. Otherwise, you just might have to wrestle with demons and the devil himself.
So it sayeth and is written in the "Book of Voodoo Communications."
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