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The Book of Voodoo Communications: The Genesis of Technopaganism: Using Computers to Enhance Computers

The Book of Voodoo Communications:
The Genesis of Technopaganism

Genesis: Chapter 2
Verses: 7, 8, 9, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20

7: And Cod formed mainframe of the silicate of the ground, and breathed into his hard drive the breath of life; and mainframe became a working machine.

8: And Cod planted a garden eastward in Eden; and there he put the mainframe whom he had formed.

9: And out of the ground made Cod to grow every tree that is pleasant to the sight, and good for food; the tree of life also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of knowledge of good and evil.

15: And Cod took the mainframe, and put him into the garden of Eden to dress it and to keep it.

16: And Cod commanded the mainframe, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat:

17: But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.

18: And Cod said, It is not good that the mainframe should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.

19: And out of the ground Cod formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto "Adam the Roadrunner" to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Roadrunner called every living creature, that was the name thereof.

20: And AR (acronym for Adam the Roadrunner) gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for AR there was not found an help meet for him.


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