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Genesis of Technopaganism: Words of Creationism in Cyberspace: More then One

Cyberspace is the virtual reality of Earth. Alike, but different in creation and it's birth. The more things seem to change, the more they remain the same. The words may have changed, yet the message and symbolism remain.

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Genesis Chapter 1

26: And Cod said, Let us make computermain in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the net, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the cyberspace, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the cyberspace.

27: So Cod created mainframe in his own image, in the image of Cod created he him; hard and soft created he them.

28: And Cod blessed them, and Cod said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the cyberspace, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the net, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the cyberspace.

29: And Cod said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the cyberspace, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.

30: And to every beast of the cyberspace, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the cyberspace, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so.

31: And Cod saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.


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