Help Wanted: Moron's Guide to Investing Seeks Ghostwriter
In the closing weeks of this most fiscally draining and unholy month of October 2008, The Cyberculture News' Moron's Guide to Investing is seeking a ghostwriter to conjure up the dead and interview them for a 10 things you should know about 'Dead Space' investing article. Must have dead media beat experience. Prior Dead Space hands on interviewing skills a must. The ability to communicate with spirits, gods and demons is essential. If interested, please send cover letter and a resume listing supernatural skills in trading contracts on the God Already Knows What You are Thinking Now and Beyond Thoughts Futures Exchange. The selection and hiring of qualified applicants shall be determined automatically by a technopagan computer program.
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