Thinking about running for President? How to lease and flease your way to power and riches at the tax payer's expense.
A few financial institutions on Wall Street are mismanaged and cause a financial crisis with collateral damage all over the world. Fortunately, Uncle Sam comes to the rescue and coughs up some 700 billion dollars within a matter of days. Hmm... that means there is a whole lotta cash floating aound that is not already budgeted for paying bills. Now I remember two articles on An Investment Tip from The Moron's Guide to Investing: Lease the Pennsylvania Turnpike and Group bids $2.5B to privatize Chicago where the headlines suggest that private corporations were leasing or are leasing public funded money making entities. So today I came up with the idea to lease the U.S. Goverment. No... really, if there is 700 billion dollars available within a matter of days, think about the amount of money that would be available if the government was manipulated by a private corporation.
$700 billion of loose change is certainly a motivating factor for money hungry control freaks, beltway bandits and secret societies to make a bid for leasing and managing the U.S. Government. In addition, I am sure there are many foreign investors from China, Russia, Iran, N. Korea and Venezuela that would be interested in managing the U.S. Government's affairs. Also, keep in mind that this concept would always guarntee that the U.S. Government would have a balanced budget.
$700 billion of loose change is certainly a motivating factor for money hungry control freaks, beltway bandits and secret societies to make a bid for leasing and managing the U.S. Government. In addition, I am sure there are many foreign investors from China, Russia, Iran, N. Korea and Venezuela that would be interested in managing the U.S. Government's affairs. Also, keep in mind that this concept would always guarntee that the U.S. Government would have a balanced budget.
Anyway, that is the premise of my political platform when I run for President in 2028 or 2032. Register to vote now so that I can count on your vote in twenty to thirty years.
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