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Vague News: Seeking Answers for the Financial Crisis from The Society of Dead Philosophers


Budget deficit hits record $438 billion.  US Headed For Prolonged Recession As Crisis Worsens.  Illusions driving market havoc and Lack of control seen fueling superstitions. 

Whoa!  Those are some portentous headlines and speaking of fueling superstitions, here's a Flash of Genius from The Book of Voodoo Communications: “The farther backward you can look, the farther forward you are likely to see" ~ Winston Churchill.

So... in order to help find a resolution to this financial mess, the Cyberculture News literally followed Churchill's words and researched members of The Society of Dead Philosophers and their thoughts pertaining to wealth and money.  Here's what we ungraved from the recent deceased to those with 500 years of membership in this secret society of the dead. 

Here's what the Pope 500 years ago had to say about wealth and money.

 "All ages can testifie enough howe profitable that fable of Christe hath ben to us and our companie."  It has served us well, this myth of Christ." ~ Pope Leo X

Oh Oh!  Maybe we should not have gone there...  Whatever!  Hey... I guess we all can be thankful to God that the recently passed Bailout Provides More Mental Health Coverage.   Amen to that.


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