ESP-Everybody's Social Page or Grandiose's Plan to Control the World

Ha, Ha, Hah! They never saw it coming. Offer them some free promotions and I become "The Manipulator." Ha, Ha, Hah! I am The Greatest! I created the Cyberculture News Network within hours and my new media affiliates from all over the World shall bring to me live reports on the Presidential Election. I even have the presidential candidates reporting in. Ha, Ha, Hah!

Don't believe me? You best believe me before I send a Thought Being over your way and make you an offer you can't refuse. That's right... mind over matter. Hey! How do you think Virgin Mary got pregnant? I was the one that planted ... Oh, Oh!... Someone's coming. Gotta get outta here.... but "I'll be back!"

Aahh... Sorry about that folks. It seems that one of our grandiose multiple personalities escaped from the closet we had him locked in. Please ignore his comments, I mean... the guy's not playing with a full deck if you get my drift. Ok... ok, he did touch on the fact that the Cyberculture News' ESP - Everybody's Social Page, the Vague_News Twitter page and TwittSocialNews have generated a nice following within a short time. But really, there is no truth in the fact that the Cyberculture News has created a news gathering network by manipulating unsuspecting mass media outlets from around the World.

(subliminal message.... follow us. We shall follow you, as well as publish your story in ESP - Everybody's Social Page and in our new born sister Twitter, TwittSocialNews.)

Hey... stop that! I guess the other personalities have not caught up with Grandiose yet. Speaking of ESP - Everybody's Social Page, here is today's edition.