Vague News Gets a Front Page Cover
After a long drawn out and mentally exhausting one person debate, the short attention span and rapid cycling multiple personality staff of the Cyberculture News finally agreed to agree on a rapid cycling magazine cover that projects an eclectic array of pictorial content that may or may not be related to the thoughts of this single human brain that we have taken up residence in.
Yah, yah, yah... get to the best part you windbag. Take a look at those knockers. I hope she opens her door when I ring her bell.
Well!... This highly intelligent personality has never been so insulted with such crude sexist language in all my days.
Seriously, one has to be able to see each and every minute detail of this magazine cover to be able to appreciate the symbolism that it projects.
Hey! I'll tell you what. If I got under her sexy cover, it would take me less than a minute to project my appreciation. Hee, hee, hee.
To all of our readers, please disregard Over Active Libido's comments. As you can see, he thinks with his tiny phallic symbol rather than his moronic IQ.
Now, if you will... observe the fine artwork and the intentional cutting off of the letters in the design of the title as well as, the magazine cover itself. This symbolism of incompleteness correlates with the concept within the title, Vague News.
Yo! professor. What's with the symbolism of the bulging one-eyed snake right below this broad's luscious red lips?
You're an idiot. That snake has fours eyes. Huh... and it's not even wearing glasses.
Both of you be quiet!
Ok... I can see that some of the personalities have no respect for culture and the arts. And to our readers...
You are under my spell. You will do my bidding.
Grandismo! Knock it off.
Got to go folks before this gets out of hand.
Ya'll come back now.
I'll be back!
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