Vague News: Google's Sexy News Machine

The world of the Cyberculture News is slowly conquering the world of killing the tree news as more news media outlets are converting to the online medium... or is that small? At large?

Damm... just got a mental lapse. Forgot the names of the...

Moron!... Get lost, I trying to so an article heer... oops! see what yur making eye do.

Hey folks! While Moron is destroying some of the host's brain cells, let me, The Libido to show you some great sexy pictures and stories that are associated with them.

The news crew at Google are like archiving all this sexy stuff with their new Sexy News Machine. Sort of like your dad's collection of porno mags and videos he has stashed away in his secret place.

Yah... anyway there are some great honeys in this collection and...

What the Fu Carnal Knowledge is that!

Dude take a look at the sumo wrestler with the horns on his head. The professor would probably say something like... The horns are symbolic of the young man's sex drive.

Yo! fatso is horny.

Waht! Moron is back and is now messing with me. The sexy fat guy is on another page. Oh well,,, you'll just have to search for him on Google's Sexy News image machine.

Moron didn't want 2 C fat man... Moron want 2 C pictures of girrillas humping. Take a look.