Vague News: Sexy Images to Drive your Libido
According to an article published in The New England Journal of Medicine, a testosterone patch can improve sex life in women. “There was an increase in desire, arousal organisms and a reduction in distress, making it a meaningful treatment for women,” one of the study’s authors, Dr. Michelle Moreau of the Salisbury Clinic in the United Kingdom said. Other news articles are also reporting similar findings such as, Testosterone Patch Restores Libido in Postmenopausal Women, Testosterone patches boost libido in older women, Testosterone Patch Helps Postmenopausal Women Recover Their Libido, Male hormone drives women crazy in bedroom, and Male hormone boosts women’s libido, but potentially risky.
Damm, I am such a narcissistic SOB and love to see my name in the news. Look at that, Libido is everywhere. He, he, he! I am even more powerful than Grandiosity and Grandisomo, those power seeking abby normals.
But... there is something wrong or missing in this story.
OMG! ... Oooh!
Dude, postmenopausal women are like... well, like your mom. Hey, don't get me wrong, there are some sexy older women out there like The 10 Sexiest Women Over 50 , but seriously Dude, thinking of jumping the bones of a semi-centurian is... frigid. I mean shriveling cold. You know what I mean.
Aah! Flash of brilliance... or someone or something is toying with my thoughts. Whatever!
I'll spice up this article with a few sensual photos of young people in heat. Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know. This is suppose to be about increasing the sex drive of older women, but here's a KISS for your mom... sexes sells. Besides, this article is now about my sex drive.
Trust me on this one. Porsche is the ultimate phallic symbol and yet, it drives every male libido. Dreaming of owning one of them induces an uncontrollable mouth watering experience. Whoa! ... go figure.
Want to have some fun? Place your mouse arrow on the Porsche, press down on the left mouse pad button and move your mouse arrow back and forth. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. The faster you move the more fun you'll have. And if that doesn't get you off, scroll up the page and play with the big one. Just be forewarned, just like that other pleasure seeking narcissistic habit of yours, it's addictive.
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