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Vague News: Obama's Honeymoon is Over. Aging Photo History Begins

With only a week gone by, President-Elect Barrack Obama is already experiencing the stress and pressure that comes with being the most powerful man in the World.  Four months ago, Senator Obama was against Big 3 bailout which is a direct contrast to his present day position of  helping the US motor industry now.

My dear host, why can't you understand that I am the most powerful man in the world?


What?...   Who are you?


I am who I am.  


Oh... it's you Grandiosity.  Where are you? 


I am here and I am there.  I am everywhere.  You can't see me because I am invisible.

Wait!... don't even say it for I know what you are thinking.  I was resting because all of us Gods rest on the seventh day.  And no, I shall not lower my status to that of a mere mortal working man to help you write your article.  I have commanded another to come forward and assist you with your menial task.


Hey hostman, what's up?  Got word from the big guy you needed some help and here I am.  What can I do you out of?


Thanks... maybe you can help.  I need some pictures of Barrack Obama to go along with this article.  You can get them over...


Who or what is Rack O'Bama?  I never heard of it.


Great!...  I go from a god to a moron within a matter of 10 seconds.  OK... here's what I need you to do.  Get me some pictures of Barrack Obama that shows him aging 20 to 40 years and place them in this column.


Sure thing hostman, can do.  

Take a look hostman, what ya think?  The first image is a recent shot of him and the second photo is what he is going to look like after about a year in office.  Check out the bags under the eyes man.
 

 
  
The third picture is projecting what Barrack Obama will look like after being the President of the US for four years.   
  
This one is really cool because it shows him aging 20 years and also the photo is like 40 years old.  Pretty cool uh?
  
Moron... Why am I not surprise?  The only questions I have are... what is the last image about and why is it there?
  
Oh Yeah... that was Grandiosity's idea.  He told me to put it here because it is the image of the spirit or ghost of Barrack Obama and that the Cyberculture News should have an exclusive on it . Plus he said that Obama's ghost is going to haunt The White House.  Kind of spooky isn't it?  BTW, where's The White House?  Maybe I'll go and take up a hostman there.

Trust me Moron, you'll fit right in with all the others. 


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