Vague News: Welcoming in the Holiday Season with a Christmas Story
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a browser was stirring till movement of my mouse. The media was posting the news with care. The stories of Christmas were in the air.
The sites were nestled all snug on the Web with visions of ratings in their head. Interface in the color of blue, and I in gaze, keyword searched the latest news craze.
When out from the screen there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my daze to see what was the matter. Away to Windows I flew like a flash, made open the address and sorted the mash.
The size of the texts on the new found page enlarged the graphics on the reader Sage. When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a headline on the Queen, UK holds dear.
With a little over eighty, so lively and quick. She be the reason for my YouTube click. More rapid than eagles her viewers shall come for everyone knows the Queen and her Mum.
Now, SlashDot! now, Yahoo! now, Microsoft and Flickr! For, FaceBook! for, Apple! for, MySpace! and AWOL! To the top of the ratings! YouTube shall go! So dash away! dash away! dash away You all!
As the RSS feed ended, another came forth. The Queen's YouTube video makes it a dwarf. Candle light shining thru window glass, The Pope delivered the midnight mass.
Not to be outdone by the royal broadband, Papal takes offerings from all Web-land. Not the PayPal that you and I know, sure to confuse and cause a few row.
Google did not speak nor utter a single line. Went straight to the data, not wasting time. Crawled the Web for news search finding, leaving me happy, no negative minding.
With a single stroke of my index finger, cyberculture news no longer linger. Before the monitor changes to black, firewall gave no sign of a hack.
Intel microchip about to shut down, wishing you this greeting recently found. Have a happy and safe holiday is politically right. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good-night.
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