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Web Page Traffic Feeder: Safe Investment or Moron's Guide to Investing?

Many of the common household word names in the money and investing arena can provide you with valuable insight for increasing your wealth. Of all the king's horses and all the king's men in the investing order that is online, no one brings to you a more in-depth report on how to invest like a moron as the Cyberculture News' Money and Investing Column. The only online news source that comes close is The Motley Fool ... and that is only because the gist of it's name.

The Los Angeles Times, Fox News, Defamer, E! Online and the Huffington Post are some of the most respected and read sources of online news. Recently, they all reported that the Brooklyn Bridge was sold. In that we can trust the integrity and high standards of the reporting associated with the L.A.Times and Fox News, as well as all the others, there is no need to read the complete story. The headline says it all ... News flash: Donald Trump sells Brooklyn Bridge - Los Angeles Times

Sources from merger and acquisition (M & A) firms have informed this financial reporter that no legal documents have been filed with any court that would establish any such commercial transaction taking place. These same authorities have stated that the Brooklyn Bridge has been on the selling block for some time. Two other financial experts had confirmed that the bridge was not sold and even offered to sell it to me.

The Cyberculture News does not want to waste your valuable time. It is suggested you go immediately to Google Maps and verify that the bridge is still there. Find the location and zoom in with Google's aerial view. It's only logical and prudent that when someone buys something, they take their purchase with them. If the bridge is still there, no one bought it.

Cyberculture News' Investment Tips:

1) Multiple agents attempting to sell the bridge places it in a buyer's market.

2) M.& A. authorities state the Brooklyn Bridge has been on the selling block for some time.

3) Suggest you submit a low ball bid so you can purchase it at a distress price.

The next step is to analyze the potential market for this infrastructure and what type of return on investment, (ROI) one can expect by flip flopping this investment.

Cyberculture News' Investment Terminology:

Flip Flopping is the act of purchasing an investment and immediately reselling it for a profit.

For the savvy Cyberculture News investor, the answers are going to appear like a spontaneous flash mob gathering in their brain. Coming forward first is their knowledge that a clandestine smart mob is looking for a bridge to cross the Digital Divide. The second idea is that there are millions of web page executives seeking ways to increase traffic to their respective sites. For the unsavvy investor, the Brooklyn Bridge is a traffic feeder. It steers and carries traffic to designated sites.

Cyberculture News' Investment Tips: Potential buyers:

(1) Covert smart mob looking to bridge the Digital Divide.

(2) Millions of traffic seeking web pages.

(3) Don't forget the opportunity to list and sell the bridge on EBay.

Last, but not least of today's investment advice is for you to use all of your own money to make this purchase. If you are in need of an additional cash source, take advantage of the spam e-mail that is offering millions of dollars for free.

In summary, the Brooklyn Bridge is for sale.

Probably can be bought at a distressed price.

Sources for funding the purchase have been identified.

Successful flip flopping strategy very likely.

Buyers are motivated, it's a seller's market.

In our next report, learn how to invest like a moron in the Green Economy. Recycle valuable swamp land and turn "garbage" land filled sites into playgrounds for your children.

From all of us, may you and yours have a safe, happy and prosperous circumcision year.


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