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Cyberculture News Conspiracy Theory

If you knew how to write a program that could provide an 80% accuracy rate for the stock market to increase this year, would you implement it? Knowing that your passage to fame and fortune meant you had to conspire against the mass media and offend some of the richest and most powerful people in the world, can you still see the money?

Common sense tells us that the above fantasy program is unrealistic and if it was possible, it would be the greatest con of all time. A single person could not pull it off, not even a large group of conspirators. Maybe a government might be able to blindside it's citizens and even then, they would need a scapegoat to divert the mass media coverage.

Chances of such a feat being successful and going undetected are near zero. Or is it?

The Super Bowl Indicator is the market predictor that shows a high correlation between the winner of the Super Bowl and stock market performance. Since Super Bowl I forty two years ago, the Super Bowl Indicator Theorem states: when one of the original NFL teams wins the Super Bowl (New York Giants), the market that year will be up. If an AFC team wins, the market will be down. There is over 80% accuracy with this historically.

(The Super Bowl Indicator is the program that would provide an 80% accuracy rate for the stock market to increase this year.)


Monday, Feb.4, 2008
Giants Stun Patriots in Super Bowl XLII
Manning led a game-winning scoring drive late in the fourth quarter to give the Giants an unlikely victory in the Super Bowl and spoil the Patriots’ perfect season.


Needing to create a cash stream to cover it's debt at 12 to 1 odds, Vegas (Mafia) sells off on the stock market.


Tuesday, Feb 5, 2008
Nevada casinos lost $2.6 mln on Super Bowl wagers

Nevada casinos lost nearly $2.6 million to Super Bowl gamblers this year, the state's Gaming Control Board said on Tuesday.


Wednesday, Feb. 6, 2008

Asian Markets Follow Dow’s Decline

Asian markets plunged after consecutive days of steep declines on Wall Street.


Thursday, Feb. 7, 2008
Scores arrested in joint US-Italian anti-Mafia sweep

US and Italian police on Thursday arrested 74 suspected Mafia suspects including 54 members of the Gambino Mafia family in
New York,

(They would need a scapegoat to divert the mass media coverage.)

Law enforcement experts estimate that the name-sake organization of the late Carlo Gambino currently consists of approximately 150-200 members and as many as 1,500-2,000 associates. ~ NJSCI

1/4 to 1/3 of the Gambino Family members were arrested on Thursday. The stock market ended on the upside.


Saturday, Feb. 9, 2008
Stock Market week ends on a mixed note


In summary, the World is in need for a strong stock market.

The Super Bowl Indicator Theorem states: when one of the original NFL teams wins the Super Bowl (New York Giants), the market that year will be up.

New York Giants win against 12 to 1 odds.

Needing to create a cash stream to cover it's debt at 12 to 1 odds, Vegas (Mafia) sells off on the stock market.

Consecutive days of steep declines on Wall Street.

Police on Thursday arrested 74 suspected Mafia suspects including 54 members of the Gambino Mafia family.

Stock market ends the week on mixed trading.

Do you believe in coincidences?

If there is one constant we remember from the X-Files, it has to be Mulder's exclamation that "the truth is out there." Social, economical and political forces sometimes dupe the mass media with conspiratorial press releases in order to cover up or distort the truth from being exposed. In that news can easily be read and perceived differently from any story line, one has to question whether the general population was given misinformation on the reporting of the above breaking news during the week of Feb. 4, 2008 to Feb. 11, 2008.



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