The World According to Oxymoron
With a short tradition of truthful tabloid, unbiased news coverage and the reporting of tomorrows' headlines today, The Cyberculture News brings to it's readers the first edition of false fact timeless moments in "The World According to Oxymoron."
According to Dictionary.com an oxymoron is a rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined, as in a deafening silence.
World News: Kremlin Democratic Machine Incensed by EU's Refusal to Monitor Elections
Guardian Unlimited: Vladimir Putin's decision to endorse Russia's first deputy prime minister, Dmitry Medvedev, as his successor, virtually guaranteeing him a landslide victory. Medvedev has offered Putin the job of prime minister. Medvedev already enjoys blanket TV coverage and the support of the Kremlin's formidable administrative machinery.
U.S. News: Congressional Harmonious Discord Passes Stimulus Plan
Business News: Legal Ethics Freezes Billions in Assets from Venezuela
New York Times: The oil giant Exxon Mobil has won court orders freezing as much as $12 billion in petroleum assets controlled by the Venezuela’s government.
Technology News: Apple Quick Fixes QuickTime Bug
InformationWeek: The update addresses a vulnerability in QuickTime's handling of RTSP and restores compatibility with Adobe After Effects.
Sports News: Civilized Warfare Declared Between Coaches
Arizona Daily Star, AZ:
Entertainment News: Paris Hilton@Harvard.edu
Harvard, the most respected institution of higher education in the American education system bestowed accidentally on purpose their critical acclaim, extra ordinary, and unbiased Women of the Year Award upon one of the entertainment industry's functional illiterate.
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