Dark Secret: Super Bowl Ad Nauseam
Reporting a few days late, The Cyberculture News is coming to you Live from the Super Bowl Ad Nauseam. The top stories are a Fox counting his money, the Giants are celebrating a victory and according to the groundhog, it should take New England about six more weeks of cold weather for the region to recover after their team choked in the big game.
For some bankrupt advertisers, this Super Bowl Ad Nauseam will be remembered when they are fighting over a bottle of Coke or a big bird drops it's package on their shoulder. Other marketers will reminisce over a few too many Buds and they think they can fly. Several may recall the Victoria Secret ad that there is a game after the game when their wives or girl friends leave them.
As for the average fan driving a Ford, they definitely will remember the commercials when their Microsoft Synch voice activated commands responds to an AT&T radio advertisement exclaiming more bars in more places and their Garmin's GPS displays a map of that section of town that has three or four bars serving Budweiser on every block.
Alas, the unemployed uneducated workers will always look at their children and ask them why they couldn't be like the E-Trade baby investor.
Don't forget the next time your car or truck's battery dies, just buy an Amp energy drink. Hook yourself up to the jumper cables and restart your vehicle.
SNL will always be a fond memory in the hearts of New York fans. Several of it's former and current stars appeared in Super Bowl Ad Nauseam, Will Ferrell promoting his upcoming movie and Andy Samberg being dragged in Justin Timberlake's Pepsi commercial.
Saving the best for last, The Cyberculture News has uncovered a dark secret that may dominate the major media outlets for some time to come. The real reason why New York fans love SNL is because a certain New England quarterback just happened to host SNL a day before the Super Bowl.
Yes... that knowledge is every Monday morning quarterback's dream and you know what that means. Controversy creates interest and everybody loves a conspiracy.
If you are interested in viewing all of the Super Bowl Ads go to 2008 Superbowl Commercials from Super Bowl XLII.
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