Think Outside the Box
Do you hear that sound? Listen again. Do you smell that scent? Breathe in deep. That is the silence and smell of God farting in your general direction. Hey! God works in mysterious ways.
The lesson for one to acknowledge hear is for you to perceive things differently to the preconceived notions instilled in your mind. Open your mind to accepting that there may be other interpretations in the imagery and experiences of everyday life.
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Did you hear and feel the laughter?
Sure you did.
Want to experience it again?
Pull the finger of God.
Remember! Open your mind to other interpretations.
Are you afraid to pull this finger of God for he may pass gas toward you? Or are you afraid to touch this finger because it is the sign of a certain four letter word and to use it in the same notion of God is sacrilegious?
Even if you don't pull his finger, you know he is still going to pass gas your way, hence illuminating your mind.
Bet you didn't know that the symbolism of the finger came about as a result of urban legend. The word Fuck came from Irish law. If a couple were caught committing adultery, they would be punished "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge In the Nude", with "FUCKIN" written on the stocks above them to denote the crime.
Hey! Don't kill the messenger, the Cyberculture News. Not only is the above acronym a part of cyberculture, it is a piece of Irish legend. Blame it on God for instilling such wisdom into the mind of the Irishmen.
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