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Vague: Money and Investing: Designers Bloody Futures Market


With the recent announcements that
Stem cell advances could help treat disease by reprogramming skin cells into tailor-made, healthy replacements for diseased cells, we bring to our readers
Vague: The Magazine's edition of The Moron's Guide to Investing.

In order to make the really big money, investors need to be physically and fiscally involved in their investments. Seasoned investors are aware that there are certain risks that come with these types of money making once in a life time opportunities. The money and investing experts at Cyberculture News have identified such an investment in the undiscovered market of Bloody Futures Trading.

But once again, please be forewarned that there are risks involved and careless investors could certainly lose an arm or a leg. On the bright side, the wise investor can provide a quasi
designer labeled futures market and make some serious money.

Gator Blood May Be New Source of Antibiotics.


Alligator blood for antibiotic-resistant infections
Credit: Photo credit: Courtesy of U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service.

Simply stated, the only thing you have to do is to go into the wild habitat of the alligator and draw it's blood. In doing so, you corner the bloody futures market of the
potentially life saving alligator blood.


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