Vague News: National Moron's Day News
In a follow up to Al Zheimer's Analysis of Insider Headlines report, the multiple personality writing staff of the Cyberculture News may have been in a confused state of mind when we allowed him to file his Vague News column. Although it was very difficult for some of the personalities to admit making an error, all of us have agreed that it would be in everyone's best interest, including Al Zheimers, if we limited his contributions to copying and pasting. To insure that the integrity and the high standards of news reporting our readers have come to expect from the Cyberculture News does not decline, we have implemented a new addition to our stringent code of journalist ethics which we call, Five ways to keep Al Zheimers away.
In light of the diverse morale values of some of the personalities, it is a given that you, the reader can anticipate seeing future mind boggling and dumb founded articles written by Al Zheimers to be published in the Cyberculture News.
In other news, America celebrates National Moron Day everyday.
Most moronic perspective ever, They run on toddler time. Determining who is or isn't a moron can be highly subjective. Reporting on morons is part of our public-service mission.
Aged clinic to get a facelift "Our facilities have lagged behind the excellent services we offer," said Dr. Moron, clinical director at the clinic and the adjacent Rio Grande State ...
Hmmm... A Dr. Moron. wonder if his first name is Oxy? Oxy Moron M.D. Now that would be a cruel joke to play...
Narcissistic! Don't even think about it.
Louisiana Tech to confer degrees on 321 students today Sharon Ann Moron, bachelor of science. ...
Born October 29th
Rattlers’ offense tough through air, ground
All systems looking good for Endeavour's launch on Friday
You are forgiven my child. Just don't use my name in vain.
Somebody call me? ... No... then somebody IM me. My screen name is Vanity.
If you mortals want to see the words of God... my screen name is IamWhoIam.
Narcissistic! Don't even think about it.
"I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here." ~ George W. Bush
"We are masters of the unsaid words, but slaves of those we let slip out." ~ Winston Churchill
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