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Vague News: Obama and Bush Respond to Latest Al-Qaeda Verbal Attacks

Zawahiri warns 'house negro' Obama


Al-Qaeda's number two ridiculed US president-elect Barack Obama as a "house negro" and warned him against sending more troops to Afghanistan.


Zawahiri insulted Obama and other black Americans who have held high office in the US administration with the term used by the late Muslim black militant leader Malcolm X for slaves serving their white masters.


"It is true about you and people like you ... what Malcolm X said about the house negroes," he said, naming former secretary of state Colin Powell and the current secretary, Condoleezza Rice.


"You represent the opposite to honourable Black Americans like ...... Malcolm X"






"You have chosen to stand in the ranks of the enemies of Muslims and pray the prayer of the Jews, although you claim that your mother is Christian," Zawahiri added.


 

Upon hearing of these insults directed at President-Elect Barrack Obama, the multiple personality staff of the Cyberculture News consulted with our mind reading expert, Grandiosity and he subsequently sent thought beings to Washington.  They filed the following images which we believe are "off the top of their head" responses from Barrack Obama and President George W. Bush immediately after their hearing of Al-Qaeda's insults.



 


 


Diplomacy... Good old fashion American diplomacy.  That's what I'm talking about!


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