Vague News: New Motrin Ad Incites Soon to be Mom's Irritable Personality
A new Motrin ad is rubbing moms the wrong way by implying that their babies are painful. Motrin has issued an apology. For more on this story, The Vague News' front page soon to be Mom has filed this YouTube Video report as well as, her exclusive Cyberculture News' interview with one of the most prominent members of The Society of Dead Philosophers regarding his thoughts on today's children.
"The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers." ~ Socrates (469-399 B.C.)
The above quote is a classic validation of the fact that all knowledge and experiences to be had are already documented in "The Book of Voodoo Communications."
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