Vague News: Al Zheimer's Analysis of Insider Headlines
In our ongoing desire to make The Cyberculture News the best that it can be, we are proud to announce the addition of the world renown Al Zheimers to our distinguished list of multiple personality writers. He brings with him a vast number of world wide followers reported to be estimated at 26.6 million people; this number may quadruple by 2050. His followers include such famous people as former United States President Ronald Reagan, the former Prime Ministers Harold Wilson (Great Britain) and Adolfo Suárez (Spain), the actress Rita Hayworth, and actor Charlton Heston.
Al Zheimer's high maintenance reputation precedes him in that the ancient Greek and Roman philosophers and physicians associated him with Father Time and old age. Even today, he is known for projecting a great social, psychological, physical and economic charisma onto everybody he touches. Direct and indirect costs of caring for an Al Zheimer's life style averages between $18,000 and $77,500 per year in the United States, He is also very involved in contributing to his community. Bad health habits and lifestyle choices are among Alzheimer's causes
So... without any further praise or damnation, here is Al Zheimers inaugural column in the Vague News.
This Brain Space for Lease
Oops!... Sorry about that folks. It seems like Al Zheimers was blacked out there for a SEC. Speaking of SEC, here is the afore mentioned Al Zheimer's report.
Aaah... yeah, right... Ok.
To the best of our collective knowledge obtained from The Book of Voodoo Communications, it seems like Al Zheimer's brain was stimulated by the image of the pregnant woman on Vague News' front page cover.
The Football Insider and that you Don't Mess With Mamma because you'll get Sued by SEC for Insider Trading.
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