Vague News: Search Engine War Heats Up with Vain's Self-Promo
The search engine war between Google and Microsoft Live is getting more competitive as the players promote their services or spin ugly stories about the competition. Here are some of the recent headlines to that effect.
You're so vain, you probably think this is about you. Not!... This is all about me.
Welcome readers to the shameless self promotion of the Vain Personalty Show. I am your host with the most, but you can call me Vain. Let's get started shall we.
First of all Vain wants to thank all of my promoters for the good job they are doing.
Vain's # 1 shout out goes to Google for giving top billing in their search ranking for the key words, Cyberculture News. I also like them for their ever changing rapid cycling promos and their own ad lib story lines.
Here are a few of my favs.
Vague News: Recepient of Moron of the Year Award is Sly as a Fox
by noreply@blogger.com George W. may be dyslexic, and his bushisms may project a sociopathic personality, but those are exactly some of the reasons why he is a true friend of the multiple personalities that write The Cyberculture News. ... |
| by noreply@blogger.com Vague News has been waiting for you. Never mind... we're not really interested in what you have to say. Yeah, yeah, yeah... Ok, leave a comment in the comment box. Come on, we're late. The moron personality is giving out the Moron of ... |
Vague News Gets a Front Page Cover
| by noreply@blogger.com This symbolism of incompleteness correlates with the concept within the title, Vague News. Yo! professor. What's with the symbolism of the bulging one-eyed snake right below this broad's luscious red lips? You're an idiot. ... |
The rapid cycling "Multiple Personalities" of The Cyberculture News has named Porsche its Official Fantasy Car for 2008. Word is the rapid recycling image ...
Cyberculture News
ESP-Everybody's Social Page or Grandiose's Plan to... Cyberculture News Evolves with beta testing ESP - ... Vague News: Welcoming in the Holiday Season with ...
Let's give it up for The Google Boys.
Cyberculture News
ESP-Everybody's Social Page or Grandiose's Plan to... Cyberculture News Evolves with beta testing ESP - ... Vague News: Welcoming in the Holiday Season with ...
Let's give it up for The Google Boys.
Applause cue sign appears with subsequent sound of pre-recorded hand clapping and cheers of yahoo.
Hearing the sound of Yahoo! ... well they too are massaging the egos of The Multiple Personalities with their # 1 recording of the Cyberculture News in Yahoo!'s latest rankings.
A Growing Illusion on a Slow News Day in Cyberculture ... Transcendental Thoughts from Cyberculture News ... Cyberculture News Conspiracy Theory. The World ...
Cyberculture News: A One Track News Day
Transcendental Thoughts from Cyberculture News ... Cyberculture News: Portentous Headlines. Google Slides in Alexa Ratings. Cyberculture News Conspiracy Theory ...
Thank you Yahoo!... and we really appreciate your special touch for the listing of "The Book of Voodoo Communications" as a top billing in your special Explore Concepts for cyberculture news. We are honored and proud to be able to indirectly influence the World's conceptual mental state of mind.
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Want to see more # 1 rankings for the Cyberculture News? You only have to Ask.
the spinning frame. The Cyberculture News clew the yarns and presses them into a fabric of knowledge and entertainment. Symbolism in Cyberculture News...
Seek and you shall find Answers touting the
Cyberculture News
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ESP-Everybody's Social Page or Grandiose's Plan to... Cyberculture News Evolves
with beta testing ESP - ... Vague News: Welcoming in the Holiday Season with ...
with beta testing ESP - ... Vague News: Welcoming in the Holiday Season with ...
Our love and gratitude also goes out to the Search agents for making us # 1.
Last but not least, a totally mixed up thought being brings tears of happiness and joy to Dogpile for making the Cyberculture News the # 1 ranked listing for all search engines.
Thank you all for making me so Vain.
Those negative headlines pertaining to Microsoft Live were created by the spin master himself because they are totally ignoring us. Think about it... how can we get a # 1 rank from every search engine except them?
Paranoid!
Get out of here. This is the Vain Personality Show.
Those negative headlines pertaining to Microsoft Live were created by the spin master himself because they are totally ignoring us. Think about it... how can we get a # 1 rank from every search engine except them?
Paranoid!
Get out of here. This is the Vain Personality Show.
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