Vague News: Recepient of Moron of the Year Award is Sly as a Fox
Where have you been? Vague News has been waiting for you. Never mind... we're not really interested in what you have to say.
Yeah, yeah, yeah... Ok, leave a comment in the comment box.
Come on, we're late. The moron personality is giving out the Moron of the Year Award.
... and next time, don't keep us waiting if you know what's good for you... Moron.
Entering Virtual Arena
Bush is a Genius. That's right. George W. may be dyslexic, and his bushisms may project a sociopathic personality, but those are exactly some of the reasons why he is a true friend of the multiple personalities that write The Cyberculture News.
With that said, The Cyberculture News honors our friend, President George W. Bush with the prestigious "Moron of the Year Award."
Applause, cheers and Beuyahs.
Ok, OK... save your applause for later because I don't know how much time I have before they lock me back in the Moron's closet.
Laughter!
It is my privilege to be associated with George. He is truly a genius. Although he may look stupid and sound stupid, he is actually the classic example of the two spirits of Genius co-existing in the mind of one man.
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Within a matter of days, he changed Iran, Russia and Venezuela into 3rd world countries.
You do know that they were going to corner the oil market and try to destroy America's dominate Super Power status by raising the price of oil and bringing the U.S. economy to it's knees.
G.W. actually saw through that devious plan of theirs and countered their strategy by bringing about the current World financial crisis with some help from his friends on Wall Street. It seems like Bush's conspiracy is working because the price of oil is now so low and the economies of Iran, Russia and Venezuela are on the brink of collapsing.
Oh for sure... their is a huge amount of collateral damage that is touching everybody's personal life... but then... all of us are just doing our patriotic duty to insure that The United States of America is still the only Super Power in the World.
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Thank you , thank you...
Naturally, all of this would not be possible if it were not for Bush's dad, George Bush the First. Hey!... He kicked some ass in his day didn't he?
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Back in the day when he was the Director of the CIA, I met with him and he offered me a job to work in his spy agency. Yeah... I know... You want to know if I work for the CIA. Well... that information is classified "Top Secret."
Psst!... just between you and me, the CIA does make frequent moronic mistakes so you figure it out.
Oh... I see, that went straight over your head.
Welcome to the socially tabooed club for morons.
Confused?... Don't worry... that's one of the characteristics that one needs to be in our elite club. You are going to fit right in and get along well with our current president, Georg W. Bush and our new President-Elect, Barrack Obama.
Finally, just remember that you are judged by the company you keep and that the difference between genius and stupidity is... Genius has limits, Moron's don't. Go forth and emulate our leaders for the future is your's to screw up.
Applause and standing ovation.
Wow! That was so inspiring, I think I'm going to cry. Better yet, I'll go out and do something moronic. You... chill out. You already did something moronic, you read this.
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